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by Robyn Amos
Curiosity nagged at Shayna Gunther like the
box of chocolate cookies stashed in her desk drawer. She plucked
the envelope out of her IN bin and studied it. Rain had smeared
the blue ink, blurring the return address.
With a jewel-handled letter opener, Shayna sliced
through the envelope and pulled out a wrinkled, wide-ruled
sheet of notebook paper.
Just her luck. Her nine-year-old niece Tiffany
had sent her a chain letter. Shaking her head in amusement,
Shayna read the childish scrawl:
This is not a joke or a prank. It is very
serious. If you follow these instructions carefully, you will
find true love. Within seventy-two hours, you must copy this
letter six times and mail it to six friends who are looking
for love. At midnight, on the third day, drink a glass of
water and say the name of a boy or girl you like. He or she
will be yours forever. If you break the chain, beware. Bad
luck will be yours. Forever.
With a sound somewhere between a laugh and a
sigh, Shayna picked up the phone on her desk. She normally
called her sister Nicole on Sunday afternoons, but this just
couldn't wait.
"Hi Nic, it's Shayna."
"Shayna? What's wrong? Are you switching
from Sundays to Wednesdays?"
"Come on, I'm not that bad."
Shayna was used to being teased about her predictability,
but she didn't let it get to her. The talent for organization
was her unique gift.
"Girl, I knew you were 'that' bad when
you started color coordinating your underwear with the days
of the week. Yellow on Sundays, pink on Mondays. . . ."
"Nicole, stop. I was only eight. That was
just a phase." She still wore blue on Tuesdays, but Nicole
didn't have to know that.
"Yeah, a phase. That's why you make your
living creating schedules and routines for other people to
follow." "I make good money as a life management
consultant, and you know it."
Knowing what Shayna was like in high school,
Nicole, of all people, should understand. Shayna had never
had her sister's easy popularity and self-confidence. For
years, if anyone was tripping over bleachers at football games
or spilling drinks at parties, her name was Shayna. Carefully
planning for every possibility had helped her pull herself
together.
"Anyway, I called about Tiffany,"
Shayna said, pushing old memories aside.
"Uh oh." Nicole's voice took on a
resigned what-has-my-child-done-now tone.
"No, no. It's nothing bad. I just wanted
to tell you about the letter I got from her today."
"Tif sent you a letter?"
"A chain letter." Nicole's
hearty laugh cut through the miles that separated Delaware
from Maryland. "That's my girl. Do you want to talk to
the little troublemaker?"
"Please."
"Hi, Aunt Shay." Tiffany said with
a burst of excitement. Shayna could picture the girl's bright
smile curving her caramel-colored cheeks.
"Hi, Tif. I got your chain letter today."
"Well," Tiffany sighed dramatically the way only
nine-year-olds could. "You'd better get started right
away, Aunt Shay. Mom says you're long overdue for a boyfriend."
Shayna made a mental note to strangle her sister.
"That's why I called, Tiffany. Chain letters
and other superstitions don't really work. If you want something
in life, you have to get it for yourself by working hard."
"Oh, but it does work. Last week, Ricky
Jacobs invited me to a pizza party. Then, I started liking
Jimmy Hunter . . ."
As Tiffany continued, Shayna couldn't help
noticing that a fourth-grader had a more interesting social
life than she did.
"Anyway, Amy Morton broke the chain, and
boy did she have it rough."
"What do you mean?" Shayna asked despite
herself.
"First she got a 'D' on her math test,
then her parents stopped letting her watch Melrose Place,
and then--" "Tiffany, those were just coincidences."
"No, her bad luck didn't go away until--What?
Okay, Mom. Mom says it's time for dinner. I gotta go."
"I'll talk to you on Sunday, Tif. We can
make plans for our slumber party."
"Aunt Shay? Please don't break the chain.
I want you to find true love, not bad luck."
Shayna smiled. "Thanks, Tif." She
hung up the phone shaking her head. Apparently everyone knew
she needed a man. She was nearing thirty, and according to
her life plan, it was time. But thank goodness she knew the
proper way to go about finding the right man. Not
chain letters. Not crystal balls or Tarot cards. Just careful
planning, plain and simple.
Shayna looked at her calendar. Each important
date was color coded by event. Blue for business appointments,
green for social events like movies or dinner, and purple
for special occasions. She reserved red for dates with that
special someone.
Unfortunately, her calendar hadn't seen red
ink for months. There hadn't been room in her schedule for
dating. But that was about to change.
Shayna touched the purple lettering written
in the block for next Saturday. "MBO Cocktail Mixer."
The local chapter of the Minority Business Owners, a support
group for the self-employed, had been her salvation for the
past three years. Now that her consulting business was taking
off, the organization was going to help her find the perfect
man.
Through careful research, Shayna had compiled
a list of MBO's most eligible bachelors. They were all successful
enough to be her equal, intelligent enough to bring good genes
to the union, and handsome enough to give her goose bumps.
Any of the three men would be a good catch, but Phillip Browning
Jr., the owner of SoftTech Computer Consulting, headed the
list. He dressed impeccably, spoke articulately, and still
had his own hair. Shayna casually tossed the chain letter
into her recycling bin as she reviewed her well-laid plans
for Saturday evening. Yes, Phillip Browning, Jr. had definite
potential and in just four short days, she would know if he
was "the one."

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